-Miss Ammie: What is your favorite song?
-Four year old girl: Pitch Perfect.
-Miss Ammie: Oh, what song on Pitch Perfect?
-Four year old girl: The barf one!
-Six year old boy in Transformers costume: Miss Ammie, does this costume make me look skinny?
-Fourteen year old girl: I'm sorry I coughed in your face. I just didn't want to cough on the spider!
Background info: It's lunch time and I am cooking in the kitchen when I suddenly realize that I am sicker than I thought. I can't make it the the bathroom so I puke in the kitchen garbage can.
-Five year old boy and his sister: You need your mommy don't you?
-Me: I do but I don't live with my mom anymore.
Background info: I call my supervisor and she comes to help me.
-Fiver year old boy and his sister: Her mommy doesn't love her anymore.
Background info: We've been practicing for the church childrens program for two weeks. Today we've been sitting in our chairs for about an hour
-Seven year old girl: I am SO done with church.
-Five year old girl: God only has one rule about littering...NO LITTERING!!
-Me: You silly pumpking
-Young girl: People don't say that! They say silly goose!
Background info: Caleb (my husband) has long hair.
-Seven year old girl: I've seen a boy with hair like that! It was on Mulan!
-Another seven year old: Boy's don't usually have hair that long. My daddy gets his cut!
Me: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
5-6 year old boy: No, I was just moving my penis. I didn't want my penis to get stuck to the side of my leg.
Background info: We are getting lunch ready and I ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up.
Young boy: Can I be two things? Because I want to be a dad and a hot dog cook!
Okay that's all for today! I hope they make you laugh at least a little bit. Some of them are not near as funny when I say them. You just gotta hear those sweet little souls say these things and then they really sound adorably funny!
Bah ha ha ha ha! I think I was there when at least two of these were said! If not, then some kids say really similarly funny things. ;) The penis one had me laughing hystericaly. Pretty sure I was there for that. ;) hahahaha! I love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you were there for them! :) Ps I gotta thank you for something. I wasn't going to apply for any childcare jobs here in Spokane until you told me ( I think on Facebook) that I had to keep working with kids. When you told me that I started applying for a few jobs and those jobs were the ones I had the most job interviews at. So I have you to thank for my job now! THANK YOU!
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