Don't marry your cousin!

I almost forgot about this funny story at work last week!

I was outside with the Kindergarten class at work. We are preparing for their graduation so I was taking pictures while the kids played. Two kids, a boy and girl, were sitting on a rock and I overheard their conversation.

Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Well I guess so, if you want me to marry you!

I approach and they giggle and the girl tells me that the boy wants to marry her. I start asking them about marriage and when they think would be a good time to get married. The boys says he should be forty or fifty. The girl says the same but then starts thinking a bit. She decides on thirty because she wants to have babies. The boy gets a funny look on his face and says...

Boy: I don't think I wanna get married anymore!

I ask them if I can take their pictures and the girl automatically starts posing and telling the boy to put his arms around her. These pics turned out amazingly :) They could be engagement pictures if only they were 25 years old and not 6.

The Kindergarten teacher, Miss Tressa, comes outside side and I tell her the cute story. The girl is listening and she asks her teacher if it's okay to marry friends. Miss Tressa says that it is the best idea to marry your friend. The girl nods and starts walking away from us. As she's moving away from us she yells to us...

Girl: Yeah, but you can't marry your cousin. If you do your babies will end up with two heads!!!

***Not to self*** Kids are always listening!!!!

A big stand up whaaaaat??

Today as nap time came to an end a preschool girl woke up and started talking to me. I talked for a few minutes and then asked her to go use the bathroom. She waddled off and I went back to my work. I forgot about her until about fifteen minutes later when she walked back towards me. This is what she said:

"Guess what teacher? I just had a huge poop! It was a big stand up poop, like this!" She raised her hand up vertically and then tips it over. "And then it fell over and I just laughed for a long time!"

A big stand up poop. Hmm... that's a new one!

Curse you Perry the Platypus

This song gets stuck in my head all of the time!!!! 

I hope the same happens to you!!

Muhahahaha!!!